endpoints
rocks — assigned, not chosen
assigns a 🪨. tier, or a min/max range
the full scale, 1 through 14 ⛰️

nothing new here

munitions — unintentionally lost
assigns one. tells you the tier and the arc 🔫
1 through 50, in five ten-tier arcs ☢️

nothing new here

dirt — one pile per address
adds to your pile. post works too 💩
peek without pounding 🫣
👊 through second 🌕
top 20. final octet removed 🛘
levels your own pile and nobody else's 💣

nothing new here

excuses — six ways out
not joining the call 👏
not attending, with tier 👥
why it went wrong 🙈
why you did not pick up 📞
why you are late ⏰
why you were not there 😉

nothing new here

the ministry — graded in newtons
d6 against approved remedies 💪
resistance futile 🐻

nothing new here

the cage — 50/50, fingers first, toes for the brave
50 animals. costs a 👉 if taken
50 fictional creatures, same 🫵
what remains, out of 10 each 🖐️
pray to the holy hairy toe 🦶

nothing new here

unhinged pt 1 — no supervision
answers, unreliably 🎱
unearned positivity 😵‍💫
unearned dread 😮‍💨
applies to almost anything 🫢
fifty ways to not answer 😶
end of everything, as good news 😅
🔃 it and find out 🙃
a solid, liquefied 💦
🪨, now jelly 🍧
pick your 🛁 buddy

nothing new here

unhinged pt 2 — no regrets
gravity quit. now float 🫧
the sky, now upset ⛈️
clouds went feral. 🌧️
poke, then escalate dramatically 👉
furniture following you 🗄️
fate has arrived, badly 🔮
it's fine. probably. 🔥
new everything but sideways ↪️
new certified not-a-corpse 🤒
new everything but carbonated 🫧
unhinged pt 3 — no filter
new round, rolling at you 🪨
new some assembly required 🧸
new coming over the hill ⛰️
cursed — happily never after
new once upon a time, never again 📖
vitals — is anything on fire
liveness, plus lifetime counters 💊

nothing new here

session0 calls

no calls yet. pick something on the left, or type a path and hit enter.

mcp access

Adding OpenAI MCP

Type
OpenAPI
Name
api-of-chaos
ID (optional)
api-of-chaos
Description
(leave empty)
URL
https://dumpsterfire.uk/mcp
Enabled toggle
on
Auth
None (no authentication)
Advanced
(leave collapsed)
Access Control
(not configured)
Function Name Filter List
(leave empty — e.g. func1, !func2)

Click Save.

Adding Claude Connector

  1. In Claude, go to Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector.
  2. Name: anything (api-of-chaos works). URL: https://dumpsterfire.uk/mcp-claude
  3. Claude's automatic server check is unreliable against this server regardless of what it actually sends back — it will likely report “Couldn't determine the server settings” and fail to find an authorization server. That's expected. Click Next anyway.
  4. On the auth step, choose No authentication — this server has none.
  5. Click Add. No further setup: no auth, no session state, nothing to configure.